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Yo momma's so ugly

Yo momma's so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

Yo Mommas So Ugly She

Yo momma's so ugly, she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Yo Mommas So Ugly Just

Yo momma's so ugly, just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."

Yo Mommas So Ugly They

Yo momma's so ugly, they push her face into dough to make cookies.

Yo Mommas So Ugly They

Yo momma's so ugly, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower

Yo Mommas So Ugly They

Yo momma's so ugly, they didn't give her a costume when she auditioned for Star Wars.

Yo Mommas So Ugly Instead

Yo momma's so ugly, instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck

Yo Mommas So Ugly When

Yo momma's so ugly, when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras

Yo Mommas So Ugly Her

Yo momma's so ugly, her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her

Yo Mommas So Ugly Her

Yo momma's so ugly, her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her.

Yo Mommas So Ugly The

Yo momma's so ugly, the government moved Halloween to her birthday.

Yo Mommas So Ugly They

Yo momma's so ugly, they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.

Yo Mommas So Ugly She

Yo momma's so ugly, she made an onion cry.

Yo Mommas So Ugly When

Yo momma's so ugly, when she went to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote!

Yo Mommas So Ugly When

Yo momma's so ugly, when she tried to take a bath, the water jumped out!

Yo Mommas So Ugly Even

Yo momma's so ugly, even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!

Yo Mommas So Ugly On

Yo momma's so ugly, on Halloween the kids trick or treat her by phone!

Yo Mommas So Ugly She

Yo momma's so ugly, she turned Medusa to stone!

Yo Mommas So Ugly People

Yo momma's so ugly, people go as her to Halloween parties.

Yo Mommas So Ugly I

Yo momma's so ugly, I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.

Yo Mommas So Ugly That

Yo momma's so ugly, that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

Yo Mommas So Ugly I

Yo momma's so ugly, I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.

Yo Mommas So Ugly I

Yo momma's so ugly, I wouldn't fuck her with a stolen dick.

Yo Mommas So Ugly Ive

Yo momma's so ugly, I've seen cow pies I'd rather do it with.

Yo Mommas So Ugly Ted

Yo momma's so ugly, Ted Dansen wouldn't date her!

Yo Mommas So Ugly A

Yo momma's so ugly, a fly wouldn't sit on her.

Yo Mommas So Ugly Even

Yo momma's so ugly, even rice krispies won't talk to her!

Yo Mommas So Ugly Her

Yo momma's so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail!

Yo Mommas So Ugly Her

Yo momma's so ugly, her doctor is a veterinarian.

Yo Mommas So Ugly Her

Yo momma's so ugly, her face is closed on weekends!

Yo Mommas So Ugly Her

Yo momma's so ugly, her face is like a melted willy.

Yo Mommas So Ugly Her

Yo momma's so ugly, her momma had to be drunk to breast feed her.

Yo Mommas So Ugly Her

Yo momma's so ugly, her nickname is Damn!

Yo Mommas So Ugly Her

Yo momma's so ugly, her vibrator turned limp!

Yo Mommas So Ugly If

Yo momma's so ugly, if she joined an ugly contest they'd say sorry no.

Yo Mommas So Ugly If

Yo momma's so ugly, if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects!

Yo Mommas So Ugly It

Yo momma's so ugly, it looks like she sleeps on a bed of nails face down!

Yo Mommas So Ugly Not

Yo momma's so ugly, not even her Rice Crispies will talk to her!

Yo Mommas So Ugly People

Yo momma's so ugly, people go as her for Halloween.

Yo Mommas So Ugly She

Yo momma's so ugly, she can turn Madusa to stone.

Yo Mommas So Ugly She

Yo momma's so ugly, she could curdle urine.

Yo Mommas So Ugly She

Yo momma's so ugly, she could gag a maggot on a gutwagon.

Yo Mommas So Ugly She

Yo momma's so ugly, she could make a freight train take a gravel road.

Yo Mommas So Ugly She

Yo momma's so ugly, she could scare a dog off a meat truck.

Yo Mommas So Ugly She

Yo momma's so ugly, she could scare a hungry wolf off a meat truck.

Yo Mommas So Ugly She

Yo momma's so ugly, she could scare the chrome off a bumper!

Yo Mommas So Ugly She

Yo momma's so ugly, she could scare the moss off a rock!

Yo Mommas So Ugly She

Yo momma's so ugly, she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.

Yo Mommas So Ugly She

Yo momma's so ugly, she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares!

Yo Mommas So Ugly She

Yo momma's so ugly, she had a face that would sink a thousand ships.

Yo Mommas So Ugly She

Yo momma's so ugly, she had to get her baby drunk to breast feed it!

Yo Mommas So Ugly She

Yo momma's so ugly, she has to get her vibrator drunk first.

Yo Mommas So Ugly She

Yo momma's so ugly, she has to sneak up on a cup of water!

Yo Mommas So Ugly She

Yo momma's so ugly, she has to sneak up on a hurricane to catch a breeze.

Yo Mommas So Ugly She

Yo momma's so ugly, she has to sneak up on her mirror.

Yo Mommas So Ugly She

Yo momma's so ugly, she has to trick or treat over the phone.

Yo Mommas So Ugly She

Yo momma's so ugly, she is very successful at her job: Being a scarecrow.

Yo Mommas So Ugly She

Yo momma's so ugly, she just got a job at the airport sniffing for drugs.

Yo Mommas So Ugly She

Yo momma's so ugly, she looks like a Bulldog licking piss off a thistle.

Yo Mommas So Ugly She

Yo momma's so ugly, she looks like she's been bobbing for French fries!

Yo Mommas So Ugly She

Yo momma's so ugly, she looks like the elephant man chewing on a wasp.

Yo Mommas So Ugly She

Yo momma's so ugly, she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Yo Mommas So Ugly She

Yo momma's so ugly, she make my ass pucker.

Yo Mommas So Ugly She

Yo momma's so ugly, she make onions cry.

Yo Mommas So Ugly She

Yo momma's so ugly, she practices birth control by leaving the lights on!

Yo Mommas So Ugly She

Yo momma's so ugly, she puts on her makeup in the dark!

Yo Mommas So Ugly She

Yo momma's so ugly, she scares the roaches away.

Yo Mommas So Ugly She

Yo momma's so ugly, she tried to take a bath and the water jumped out.

Yo Mommas So Ugly She

Yo momma's so ugly, she turned Medusa to stone!

Yo Mommas So Ugly She

Yo momma's so ugly, she walked past a mirror and it exploded.

Yo Mommas So Ugly She

Yo momma's so ugly, she won't even play with herself!

Yo Mommas So Ugly She

Yo momma's so ugly, she wore a pork chop to get the dog to play.

Yo Mommas So Ugly Shed

Yo momma's so ugly, she'd make a freight train take a dirt road.

Yo Mommas So Ugly Shed

Yo momma's so ugly, she'd scare a buzzard off a gut wagon.

Yo Mommas So Ugly Shes

Yo momma's so ugly, she's the cover girl for iodine.

Yo Mommas So Ugly That

Yo momma's so ugly, that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.

Yo Mommas So Ugly That

Yo momma's so ugly, that when she looks at a glass of milk it turns to cheese.

Yo Mommas So Ugly The

Yo momma's so ugly, the NHL banned her for life.

Yo Mommas So Ugly The

Yo momma's so ugly, the government moved Halloween to her birthday.

Yo Mommas So Ugly The

Yo momma's so ugly, the psychiatrist makes her lie face down.

Yo Mommas So Ugly The

Yo momma's so ugly, the tide won't even take her out.

Yo Mommas So Ugly They

Yo momma's so ugly, they filmed Gorillas in the Mist in her shower.

Yo Mommas So Ugly They

Yo momma's so ugly, they only wanted her feet for the freak show.

Yo Mommas So Ugly They

Yo momma's so ugly, they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.

Yo Mommas So Ugly They

Yo momma's so ugly, they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.

Yo Mommas So Ugly They

Yo momma's so ugly, they put her in dough and made monster cookies!

Yo Mommas So Ugly They

Yo momma's so ugly, they threw her away and kept the afterbirth.

Yo Mommas So Ugly They

Yo momma's so ugly, they turn off the cameras when she walks into a bank!

Yo Mommas So Ugly They

Yo momma's so ugly, they used her in prisons to cure sex offenders!!

Yo Mommas So Ugly When

Yo momma's so ugly, when I first saw her, my momma was nauseous.

Yo Mommas So Ugly When

Yo momma's so ugly, when a baby, she was breast fed through a straw!

Yo Mommas So Ugly When

Yo momma's so ugly, when a child, she had to be fed with a slingshot!

Yo Mommas So Ugly When

Yo momma's so ugly, when she cries the tears run up her face.

Yo Mommas So Ugly When

Yo momma's so ugly, when she goes to the beach the tide won't come in!

Yo Mommas So Ugly When

Yo momma's so ugly, when she sits in the sand the cat tries to bury her.

Yo Mommas So Ugly When

Yo momma's so ugly, when she walk by the bathroom the toilet flushes.

Yo Mommas So Ugly When

Yo momma's so ugly, when she walk into a bank they turn the cameras off!

Yo Mommas So Ugly When

Yo momma's so ugly, when she was born her incubator windows were tinted.

Yo Mommas So Ugly When

Yo momma's so ugly, when she was born the doctor slapped her momma!

Yo Mommas So Ugly When

Yo momma's so ugly, when she was born the windows in her incubator were tinted.

Yo Mommas So Ugly When

Yo momma's so ugly, when she went to jump in the lake the lake jumped back!

Yo Mommas So Ugly When

Yo momma's so ugly, when you look up ugly in the dictionary it has her picture.

Yo Mommas So Ugly Yo

Yo momma's so ugly, yo daddy rather kiss her ass than look in her face.

Yo Mommas So Ugly You

Yo momma's so ugly, you could tell the face only 'cuz it had ears.

Yo Mommas So Ugly Zookeepers

Yo momma's so ugly, zookeepers said thanks for bringin' the bitch back!