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Yo momma's so stupid, she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican Phone Company.
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Yo momma's so stupid, she ordered a cheese burger from McDonald's and said "Hold the cheese."
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Yo momma's so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gumball to come out.
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Yo momma's so stupid, she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's.
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Yo momma's so stupid, when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.
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Yo momma's so stupid, she ordered her sushi well done.
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Yo momma's so stupid, she thought she needed a token to get on soul train.
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Yo momma's so stupid, she bought a solar powered flashlight.
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Yo momma's so stupid, she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read.
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Yo momma's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
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Yo momma's so stupid, when she saw the "NC-17" sign, she went home and got 16 friends.
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Yo momma's so stupid, she called the 7-11 to see when they closed.
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Yo momma's so stupid, when she heard 90% of all accidents occur around the home, she moved.
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Yo momma's so stupid, she got fired from a blow-job.
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Yo momma's so stupid, she asked you what the number for 911 was.
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Yo momma's so stupid, her brain cells die alone.
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Yo momma's so stupid, it take her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
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Yo momma's so stupid, it take her a day to cook a 3 minute egg.
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Yo momma's so stupid, it take her a half hour to make minute rice.
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Yo momma's so stupid, it take her a month to get rid of the 7 day itch.
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Yo momma's so stupid, she asked for a price check at the $1.00 store.
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Yo momma's so stupid, she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
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Yo momma's so stupid, she jumped out the window and went up.
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Yo momma's so stupid, she thought Taco Bell was a Mexican phone company.
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Yo momma's so stupid, she took a job cutting grass offshore.
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Yo momma's so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
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Yo momma's so stupid, she took a shower and got brain-washed.
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Yo momma's so stupid, she took a spoon to the super bowl.
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Yo momma's so stupid, she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.
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Yo momma's so stupid, she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
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Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to commit suicide and jumped off the curb.
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Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to hang herself with a cordless phone.
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Yo momma's so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone!
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Yo momma's so stupid, she watches The Three Stooges and takes notes.
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Yo momma's so stupid, she went swimming to a car pool.
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Yo momma's so stupid, she went to Alpha Beta and asked to buy a vowel.
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Yo momma's so stupid, she went to Dodger stadium and drowned in the waves.
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Yo momma's so stupid, she went to a Clippers game to get a hair cut.
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Yo momma's so stupid, she went to a Whalers game to see Shamu.
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Yo momma's so stupid, she wrote `M, F, sometimes Wed' under "SEX?"
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Yo momma's so stupid, when she saw a sign that said Wet Floor she did!