Yo Momma Collection 7

Yo mama so short she poses for trophies! Yo mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence! Yo mama so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime. Yo mama so short she can play handball on the curb. Yo mama so short she does backflips under the bed. Yo mama so short she models for trophys.

Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio Yo mama so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex. Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared.

the government make her wear a Biohazard warning she made Right Guard call for backup. even the dogs won't smell her. an old blind geezer walking by asked her 'yo, how much for the shrimp platter?" that when she spread her legs, I got seasick... she wiz playin in my Sand Box and the cat came along and buried her. her poo is glad to escape. that standing next to a skunk, the Skunko smells sweet! that the only dis I'm gonna give her is Disinfectent... that when you was being born, the doctor's and nurses all had to wear oxygen masks... even sewer rats get outta her way... that farmers use her bathwater as liquid fertilizer... Yo Momma so Dirty she has to creep up on the bath water. that standin next to a tramp, she make the tramp look like a butler. that her house is so dirty I gotta wipe my feet before I go back outside. she lost 2 stone after taking a shower that even the Swamp Thing insisted she showered. that Saddam Hussain tried to import her bath water to use as chemical weapons.

I told her drinks were on the house...so she went and got a ladder... she make Homer Simpson look like a Nobel Prize winner she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Cif. she noticed a sign reading 'Wet Floor'...so she just did! it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes. when you were born, she looked at your umbilical cord and said, "Wow, it comes with cable too!" she asked for a refund on a jigsaw puzzle complaining it was broken. she got locked in the Quickie Mart and nearly starved to death. she sold her Car for Petrol cash! she reckoned a Quarterback was a refund... she once attempted to commit suicide by jumping off a Kerb. she leaves tell tales signs she's been using my computer - white out (tipp ex) is on the screen. she took a job cutting grass on an Oil Rig. I found her peaking over a glass wall to see what was on the other side. it took her 2 days to make Microwaveable Pot Noodles. she invented a silent car alarm. that when you stand beside her you can actually hear the ocean she really thought the cinema was selling Free Willies... she watches The Three Stooges and takes notes. she was born on Halloween and can't remember her birthday. she thought Morning Dew was a New York radio station. she lost her shadow. she went to a Whalers game to see Kiko. she somehow got fired from a Blow-Job she thought Hot Meals were stolen food. she make Laurel and Hardy look like Nobel Prize winners. when I asked her to purchase me a Colour TV she asked me...'Which colour?'

Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon. Yo mama so tall she tripped in Michigan and hit her head in Florida.

she put the Boogie man outta business. she make Michael Jackson look like Brad Pitt when she wobbles down the street in September, folk say, "Damn it, can't believe it's Halloween already..." when she applied for the ugly contest they told her 'NO Professionals' she looked out her window and was arrested for indecent exposure! minutes after she was born her Mother shouted 'What a treasure!" and her Poppa said "Yes, now let's go and bury her..." they push her face into the dough mixture when making Monster cookies. when they took her to the Beautician it took 10 hours....and that was just for the quote! yer Daddy takes her to work each day so he doesny have to kiss her goodbye... she put Marilyn Manson out of business. she was a guard at Snake Mountain they knew what time she was born cuz her face stopped the clock... even Harry Knowles refused to date her. they embalmed her face on a box of super-strength laxatives and sold it empty! she gets 364 extra days just to dress up for Halloween. Tony Blair moved Halloween to her birthday. you papa throws the ugly stick and she goes fetches it every time. she scared the stitching outta Frankenstein. we had to tie a steak round her neck so the dogs would play with her. I heard yer Father first met her at the Zoo. her shadow gave up. people at the Zoo pay cash so they DON't have to see her... her mom had to be Pissed drunk just to breast feed her. when born, the doctors had to fit her incubator with tinted windows. hotel managers use her picture to keep away the Rats. instead of round the ankles, they put the Bungee Jumping cord round her neck. they gave her a middle name...'accident'. she fell out of the Ugly Tree, hitting every branch on the way down. when she walked into the Haunted House, she came back out with a Job Application! even Slicky Willy Clinton refused to sleep with her... when she was born the Doc smacked her face.

Yo Mama... has 10 fingers -- all on the same hand. has green hair and thinks she's a Tree. has a peanut butter wig with jelly sideburns. has wooden boobs and breast feeds beavers has one short leg and that why she always walking in circles... has a major weight problem - she can't wait...to eat. got a house that's so dusty, the Cockroaches drive around in Dune Buggies got a glass eye with a fish in it. got so much hair on her upper lip she has to braid it got so much dandruff that a Midgie landed on her head and said: "Christ, I aint' seen this much snow in years." got so much hair on her chest that her Breasts remind me of Coconuts... is a carpenter's dream - flat as a board and so easy to nail...