The 33 Greatest Lies in Aviation
1. I'm from the FAA and I'm here to help you.
2 Me Ive Never Busted
2. Me? I've never busted minimums.
3 We Will Be On
3. We will be on time, maybe even early.
4 Pardon Me Maam I
4. Pardon me, ma'am, I seem to have lost my jet keys.
5 I Have No Interest
5 .I have no interest in flying for the airlines.
6 I Fixed It Right
6. I fixed it right the first time, it must have failed for other reasons.
7 All That Turbulence Spoiled
7. All that turbulence spoiled my landing.
8 Im A Member Of
8. I'm a member of the mile high club.
9 I Only Need Glasses
9. I only need glasses for reading.
10 I Broke Out Right
10. I broke out right at minimums.
11 The Weather Is Gonna
11. The weather is gonna be alright; it's clearing to VFR.
12 Dont Worry About The
12. Don't worry about the weight and balance -- it'll fly.
13 If We Get A
13. If we get a little lower I think we'll see the lights.
14 Im 22 Got 6000
14. I'm 22, got 6000 hours, a four year degree & 3000 hours in a Lear.
15 We Shipped The Part
15. We shipped the part yesterday.
16 Id Love To Have
16. I'd love to have a woman co-pilot.
17 All You Have To
17. All you have to do is follow the book.
18 This Plane Outperforms The
18. This plane outperforms the book by 20 percent.
19 We In Aviation Are
19. We in aviation are overpaid, underworked and well respected.
20 Oh Sure No Problem
20. Oh sure, no problem, I've got over 2000 hours in that aircraft.
21 I Have 5000 Hours
21. I have 5000 hours total time, 3200 are actual instrument.
22 No Need To Look
22. No need to look that up, I've got it all memorized.
23 Sure I Can Fly
23. Sure I can fly it -- it has wings, doesn't it?
24 Well Be Home By
24. We'll be home by lunchtime.
25 Your Plane Will Be
25. Your plane will be ready by 2 o'clock.
26 Im Always Glad To
26. I'm always glad to see the FAA.
27 We Fly Every Day
27. We fly every day -- we don't need recurrent training.
28 It Just Came Out
28. It just came out of annual -- how could anything be wrong?
29 I Thought You Took
29. I thought YOU took care of that.
30 Ive Got The Field
30. I've got the field in sight.
31 Ive Got The Traffic
31. I've got the traffic in sight.
32 Of Course I Know
32. Of course I know where we are.
33 Im Sure The Gear
33. I'm SURE the gear was down.