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Yo momma's so fat

Yo momma's so fat, she makes Free Willy look like a tic tac

Yo Mommas So Fat When

Yo momma's so fat, when she walked in front of the TV I missed 3 commercials

Yo Mommas So Fat The

Yo momma's so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale

Yo Mommas So Fat When

Yo momma's so fat, when she steps on the scale it says one at a time please

Yo Mommas So Fat When

Yo momma's so fat, when she steps on the scale it says sorry we don't do livestock

Yo Mommas So Fat When

Yo momma's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant she gets and estimate

Yo Mommas So Fat At

Yo momma's so fat, at a restaurant when they give her the menu she replies " yes Please"

Yo Mommas So Fat When

Yo momma's so fat, when she went to the beach Greenpeace tried to drag her back in the water.

Yo Mommas So Fat When

Yo momma's so fat, when she went to get a water bed, they put a blanket across Lake Michigan.

Yo Mommas So Fat When

Yo momma's so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, Skittle's fell out.

Yo Mommas So Fat When

Yo momma's so fat, when she tiptoes, everyone yells "Stampede!"

Yo Mommas So Fat She

Yo momma's so fat, she makes sumo wrestlers look anorexic.

Yo Mommas So Fat She

Yo momma's so fat, she makes Big Bird look like a rubber duck.

Yo Mommas So Fat When

Yo momma's so fat, when she wore a shirt with an AA on it, people thought it was American Airlines biggest jet.

Yo Mommas So Fat Dr

Yo momma's so fat, Dr. Martens had to kill 3 cows just to make her a pair of shoes.

Yo Mommas So Fat When

Yo momma's so fat, when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.

Yo Mommas So Fat She

Yo momma's so fat, she can't stay on a basketball court for three seconds without getting called for a key violation.

Yo Mommas So Fat That

Yo momma's so fat, that she climbed Mt. Fuji with one step.

Yo Mommas So Fat I

Yo momma's so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side.

Yo Mommas So Fat When

Yo momma's so fat, when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips.

Yo Mommas So Fat Shes

Yo momma's so fat, she's 36-24-36... but that's her forearm, neck, and thigh!

Yo Mommas So Fat They

Yo momma's so fat, they had to grease a door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side to get her through.

Yo Mommas So Fat She

Yo momma's so fat, she can lay down and stand up and her height doesn't change.

Yo Mommas So Fat The

Yo momma's so fat, the horse on her Polo shirt is real.

Yo Mommas So Fat When

Yo momma's so fat, when she runs she makes the CD player skip... at the radio station.

Yo Mommas So Fat Her

Yo momma's so fat, her belly jiggle is the first ever perpetual motion machine.

Yo Mommas So Fat All

Yo momma's so fat, all the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Momma"

Yo Mommas So Fat When

Yo momma's so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.

Yo Mommas So Fat Instead

Yo momma's so fat, instead of wide leg jeans, she wears wide load.

Yo Mommas So Fat When

Yo momma's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go down.

Yo Mommas So Fat When

Yo momma's so fat, when I said I wanted "Pigs in a blanket" she got back in bed.

Yo Mommas So Fat When

Yo momma's so fat, when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease, the doctor gave her 5 years to live.

Yo Mommas So Fat She

Yo momma's so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.

Yo Mommas So Fat Shes

Yo momma's so fat, she's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.

Yo Mommas So Fat A

Yo momma's so fat, a picture of her fell off the wall!

Yo Mommas So Fat Her

Yo momma's so fat, her picture takes two frames.

Yo Mommas So Fat Her

Yo momma's so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.

Yo Mommas So Fat I

Yo momma's so fat, I had to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.

Yo Mommas So Fat I

Yo momma's so fat, I had to slap her thigh and ride the wave in!

Yo Mommas So Fat I

Yo momma's so fat, I had to walk around her and got lost.

Yo Mommas So Fat I

Yo momma's so fat, I took her to a dance and the band skipped.

Yo Mommas So Fat I

Yo momma's so fat, I tried to drive around her and I ran out of gas.

Yo Mommas So Fat Mcdonalds

Yo momma's so fat, McDonalds has to change their sign every time she eats.

Yo Mommas So Fat Nasa

Yo momma's so fat, NASA has a satellite orbiting around her!

Yo Mommas So Fat After

Yo momma's so fat, after sex she smokes a turkey!

Yo Mommas So Fat At

Yo momma's so fat, at the zoo the elephants started throwing her peanuts!

Yo Mommas So Fat Even

Yo momma's so fat, even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!

Yo Mommas So Fat Even

Yo momma's so fat, even her clothes have stretch marks!

Yo Mommas So Fat Everytime

Yo momma's so fat, everytime she walks in high heels she strikes oil!

Yo Mommas So Fat Her

Yo momma's so fat, her big toe got stuck in the catflap.

Yo Mommas So Fat Her

Yo momma's so fat, her blood type is Ragu!

Yo Mommas So Fat Her

Yo momma's so fat, her butt cheeks have different area codes.

Yo Mommas So Fat Her

Yo momma's so fat, her butt looks like 2 pigs fightin' over Milkduds.

Yo Mommas So Fat Her

Yo momma's so fat, her doctor's a grounds keeper.

Yo Mommas So Fat Her

Yo momma's so fat, her high school picture was an aerial photograph.

Yo Mommas So Fat Her

Yo momma's so fat, her legs is like spoiled milk - white and chunky!

Yo Mommas So Fat Her

Yo momma's so fat, her nickname is "damn".

Yo Mommas So Fat Her

Yo momma's so fat, her picture fell off the wall!

Yo Mommas So Fat Her

Yo momma's so fat, her tits are in two different time zones.

Yo Mommas So Fat Her

Yo momma's so fat, her toes bleed when she walks!

Yo Mommas So Fat If

Yo momma's so fat, if she weighed 5 more pounds she'd get group insurance.

Yo Mommas So Fat If

Yo momma's so fat, if she'd died you'd have to take her out in two trips.

Yo Mommas So Fat It

Yo momma's so fat, it say on her driver's license Picture continued on back.

Yo Mommas So Fat It

Yo momma's so fat, it takes a forklift to help her stand up.

Yo Mommas So Fat It

Yo momma's so fat, it takes her two trips to haul ass!

Yo Mommas So Fat Light

Yo momma's so fat, light gets stuck near her.

Yo Mommas So Fat Mosquitoes

Yo momma's so fat, mosquitoes see her and scream buffet!

Yo Mommas So Fat People

Yo momma's so fat, people jog around her for exercise.

Yo Mommas So Fat People

Yo momma's so fat, people use her dandruff as quilts.

Yo Mommas So Fat Sets

Yo momma's so fat, sets off car alarms when she runs.

Yo Mommas So Fat She

Yo momma's so fat, she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!

Yo Mommas So Fat She

Yo momma's so fat, she can smell bacon frying in Canada!

Yo Mommas So Fat She

Yo momma's so fat, she can use Mt. Everest for a dildo.

Yo Mommas So Fat She

Yo momma's so fat, she can't reach her back pocket.

Yo Mommas So Fat She

Yo momma's so fat, she don't have cellulite she's got cellu-heavy!

Yo Mommas So Fat She

Yo momma's so fat, she eats Wheat Thicks.

Yo Mommas So Fat She

Yo momma's so fat, she fell and made the Grand Canyon!

Yo Mommas So Fat She

Yo momma's so fat, she fell in love and broke it!

Yo Mommas So Fat She

Yo momma's so fat, she gets stuck in her dreams!

Yo Mommas So Fat She

Yo momma's so fat, she got a run in her blue jeans.

Yo Mommas So Fat She

Yo momma's so fat, she got her baby pictures taken by satellite.

Yo Mommas So Fat She

Yo momma's so fat, she got hit by a parked car!

Yo Mommas So Fat She

Yo momma's so fat, she got hit by a truck and asked Who threw that rock?

Yo Mommas So Fat She

Yo momma's so fat, she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets.

Yo Mommas So Fat She

Yo momma's so fat, she had a run in her jeans!

Yo Mommas So Fat She

Yo momma's so fat, she had her ears pierced by harpoon.

Yo Mommas So Fat She

Yo momma's so fat, she had stretch marks when she was a virgin.

Yo Mommas So Fat She

Yo momma's so fat, she had to get out of bed to roll over.

Yo Mommas So Fat She

Yo momma's so fat, she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.

Yo Mommas So Fat She

Yo momma's so fat, she has a part-time job as a trampoline!

Yo Mommas So Fat She

Yo momma's so fat, she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors.

Yo Mommas So Fat She

Yo momma's so fat, she has her own area code!

Yo Mommas So Fat She

Yo momma's so fat, she has her own brand of jeans: FA - AatAss Jeans.

Yo Mommas So Fat She

Yo momma's so fat, she has her own gravity.

Yo Mommas So Fat She

Yo momma's so fat, she has more rolls than a Mary Jane truck.

Yo Mommas So Fat She

Yo momma's so fat, she has shocks on her toilet seat.

Yo Mommas So Fat She

Yo momma's so fat, she has to buy two airline tickets!

Yo Mommas So Fat She

Yo momma's so fat, she has to go outside to put on deodorant.

Yo Mommas So Fat She

Yo momma's so fat, she has to go outside to sit around the house.

Yo Mommas So Fat She

Yo momma's so fat, she has to lay down to tie her shoe.

Yo Mommas So Fat She

Yo momma's so fat, she has to use hoola-hoops to hold her socks up.

Yo Mommas So Fat She

Yo momma's so fat, she hides her goiter with her chin.

Yo Mommas So Fat She

Yo momma's so fat, she influences the tides.

Yo Mommas So Fat She

Yo momma's so fat, she irons her clothes in the driveway!

Yo Mommas So Fat She

Yo momma's so fat, she jumped for joy and got stuck.

Yo Mommas So Fat She

Yo momma's so fat, she keeps her diaphragm in a pizza box.

Yo Mommas So Fat She

Yo momma's so fat, she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagen!

Yo Mommas So Fat She

Yo momma's so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller!

Yo Mommas So Fat She

Yo momma's so fat, she rocked herself to sleep trying to get up.

Yo Mommas So Fat She

Yo momma's so fat, she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!

Yo Mommas So Fat She

Yo momma's so fat, she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!

Yo Mommas So Fat She

Yo momma's so fat, she shaves her legs with a lawn mower.

Yo Mommas So Fat She

Yo momma's so fat, she shows up on radar.

Yo Mommas So Fat She

Yo momma's so fat, she stands in two time zones.

Yo Mommas So Fat She

Yo momma's so fat, she stepped on a rainbow and made skidmarks!

Yo Mommas So Fat She

Yo momma's so fat, she steps on a scale and it goes one at a time please.

Yo Mommas So Fat She

Yo momma's so fat, she takes baths in swimming pools.

Yo Mommas So Fat She

Yo momma's so fat, she thinks Church`s Chicken`s a holy place.

Yo Mommas So Fat She

Yo momma's so fat, she thinks a balanced meal is a ham in each hand.

Yo Mommas So Fat She

Yo momma's so fat, she thought gravy was a beverage.

Yo Mommas So Fat She

Yo momma's so fat, she uses a VCR as a beeper!

Yo Mommas So Fat She

Yo momma's so fat, she uses a mattress as a maxi-pad.

Yo Mommas So Fat She

Yo momma's so fat, she uses a mattress as a tampon.

Yo Mommas So Fat She

Yo momma's so fat, she uses a pillow case as a sock.

Yo Mommas So Fat She

Yo momma's so fat, she uses a satellite dish as a diaphragm.

Yo Mommas So Fat She

Yo momma's so fat, she uses redwoods to pick her teeth.

Yo Mommas So Fat She

Yo momma's so fat, she uses the freeway as a Slip n' Slide!

Yo Mommas So Fat She

Yo momma's so fat, she wakes up in sections!

Yo Mommas So Fat She

Yo momma's so fat, she was Miss Arizona -- class Battleship.

Yo Mommas So Fat She

Yo momma's so fat, she was zoned for commercial development.

Yo Mommas So Fat She

Yo momma's so fat, she wears a microwave for a beeper!

Yo Mommas So Fat She

Yo momma's so fat, she wears two watches because she's in two time zones!

Yo Mommas So Fat She

Yo momma's so fat, she went to the beach and sold shade!

Yo Mommas So Fat She

Yo momma's so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone!

Yo Mommas So Fat She

Yo momma's so fat, she went to the salad bar and pulled up a chair.

Yo Mommas So Fat She

Yo momma's so fat, she won Miss Bessie the Cow @YEAR@.

Yo Mommas So Fat Shes

Yo momma's so fat, she's got Amtrak written on her leg.

Yo Mommas So Fat Shes

Yo momma's so fat, she's got her own post code.

Yo Mommas So Fat Shes

Yo momma's so fat, she's got her own zip code!

Yo Mommas So Fat Shes

Yo momma's so fat, she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!

Yo Mommas So Fat Shes

Yo momma's so fat, she's in two time zones at the same time!

Yo Mommas So Fat Shes

Yo momma's so fat, she's on both sides of the family!

Yo Mommas So Fat Shes

Yo momma's so fat, she's sits on coal and farts out a diamond.

Yo Mommas So Fat Shes

Yo momma's so fat, she's works in the movies -- as the screen.

Yo Mommas So Fat The

Yo momma's so fat, the Aids quilt wouldn't cover her.

Yo Mommas So Fat The

Yo momma's so fat, the airline charges her round trip for each flight.

Yo Mommas So Fat The

Yo momma's so fat, the animals at the zoo feed her.

Yo Mommas So Fat The

Yo momma's so fat, the highway patrol made her wear Caution! Wide Turn.

Yo Mommas So Fat They

Yo momma's so fat, they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!

Yo Mommas So Fat They

Yo momma's so fat, they invented super extra strength ultra SlimFast.

Yo Mommas So Fat They

Yo momma's so fat, they mistake her for a country.

Yo Mommas So Fat To

Yo momma's so fat, to her light food means under 4 Tons.

Yo Mommas So Fat To

Yo momma's so fat, to lose a few pounds she takes off her girdle.

Yo Mommas So Fat When

Yo momma's so fat, when I got on top of her my ears popped.

Yo Mommas So Fat When

Yo momma's so fat, when a cop saw her he told her Hey you two break it up!

Yo Mommas So Fat When

Yo momma's so fat, when her beeper goes off people think she's backing up.

Yo Mommas So Fat When

Yo momma's so fat, when she bungee jumps she brings down the bridge too.

Yo Mommas So Fat When

Yo momma's so fat, when she bungee jumps she goes straight down to hell.

Yo Mommas So Fat When

Yo momma's so fat, when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.

Yo Mommas So Fat When

Yo momma's so fat, when she falls it measures on the Richter scale!

Yo Mommas So Fat When

Yo momma's so fat, when she fell in love she broke it!

Yo Mommas So Fat When

Yo momma's so fat, when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.

Yo Mommas So Fat When

Yo momma's so fat, when she goes to parties people scream Kool-Aid!

Yo Mommas So Fat When

Yo momma's so fat, when she has sex she has to give directions!

Yo Mommas So Fat When

Yo momma's so fat, when she has to haul ass it takes two trips!

Yo Mommas So Fat When

Yo momma's so fat, when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!

Yo Mommas So Fat When

Yo momma's so fat, when she moons people they turn into Werewolves.

Yo Mommas So Fat When

Yo momma's so fat, when she puts her foot down she clears rain forests.

Yo Mommas So Fat When

Yo momma's so fat, when she sings, it's over!

Yo Mommas So Fat When

Yo momma's so fat, when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.

Yo Mommas So Fat When

Yo momma's so fat, when she sweats everyone around her wears raincoats!

Yo Mommas So Fat When

Yo momma's so fat, when she tripped over on 4th Ave she landed on 12th.

Yo Mommas So Fat When

Yo momma's so fat, when she turns around its her birthday.

Yo Mommas So Fat When

Yo momma's so fat, when she turns around they throw her a welcome-back party.

Yo Mommas So Fat When

Yo momma's so fat, when she walks in high heels she strikes oil.

Yo Mommas So Fat When

Yo momma's so fat, when she walks she leaves snail tracks....

Yo Mommas So Fat When

Yo momma's so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat people say "Taxi!"

Yo Mommas So Fat When

Yo momma's so fat, when she wears her X jacket helicopters try to land.

Yo Mommas So Fat When

Yo momma's so fat, when she wears red all the kids scream Koolaid!

Yo Mommas So Fat When

Yo momma's so fat, when you get on top of her your ears pop!

Yo Mommas So Fat When

Yo momma's so fat, when you put her in a Jacuzzi she makes her own gravy!

Yo Mommas So Fat Whenever

Yo momma's so fat, whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!

Yo Mommas So Fat You

Yo momma's so fat, you can slap her thighs and ride the waves in!

Yo Mommas So Fat You

Yo momma's so fat, you can't tell if she is coming or going...

Yo Mommas So Fat You

Yo momma's so fat, you couldn't tell where her boobs end and her arms begin.

Yo Mommas So Fat You

Yo momma's so fat, you gotta slam her thigh and ride the wave...

Yo Mommas So Fat You

Yo momma's so fat, you have to roll over twice to get off of her.

Yo Mommas So Fat Your

Yo momma's so fat, your family portrait has stretch marks.