Yo momma (submitted by users)
Yo house is so dirty you have to wipe your feet before you go outside.
Yo momma is like a bowling ball she comes back for more
Yo momma is like a bowling ball she gets picked up fingered and thrown in the gutter and still comes back for more
Yo momma is like a door nob... every one gets a turn
Yo momma is like a vacuum cleaner she suck she blows and she gets laid in the closet
Yo Mommas Is Just Like
Yo momma's is just like a rooster the rooster goes cockadoodledo and Yo momma's goes AnyCockllDo!
Yo Mommas Is So Fat
Yo momma's is so fat that she block the sun and everbody though that she was the moon
Yo Mommas So Black Her
Yo momma's so black, her legs look like leather pants at night.
Yo Mommas So Clumsy She
Yo momma's so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone!
Yo momma's so fat she have to bathe in the ocean
Yo momma's so fat she sat on a quarter and squeezed a booger out of George Washington's nose.
Yo Mommas So Fat She
Yo momma's so fat she walked in front of the tv and I missed 3 commercials.
Yo Mommas So Fat She
Yo momma's so fat she wears a blue dress ands lays on the beach and peaple think shes a beached whale!
Yo Mommas So Fat She
Yo momma's so fat she wears a real horse on her Polo shirt.
Yo Mommas So Fat Shes
Yo momma's so fat she's on both sides of the family.
Yo Mommas So Fat Shes
Yo momma's so fat shes done with a marathon before it starts.
Yo Mommas So Fat That
Yo momma's so fat that when she puts on a black shirt and jumpes in the ocean, everyone thinks there's an oil spill.
Yo Mommas So Fat The
Yo momma's so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs.
Yo Mommas So Fat When
Yo momma's so fat when she farts its almost like a volcanic eruption.
Yo Mommas So Fat When
Yo momma's so fat when she gets on the bus she sits next to everyone!
Yo Mommas So Fat When
Yo momma's so fat when she wears heels, they strike oil.
Yo Mommas So Fat When
Yo momma's so fat when she went into the pool she hydrated.
Yo Mommas So Old She
Yo momma's so old she makes yoda jellis!
Yo Mommas So Old She
Yo momma's so old she was still alive when the dead sea was just sick.
Yo Mommas So Old Wen
Yo momma's so old wen i squeesed her tits creem cheese came out.
Yo Mommas So Poor I
Yo momma's so poor I saw her walking down the street kicking a can,I said what you doing mrs. johnson, she said MOVING.
Yo Mommas So Poor I
Yo momma's so poor i stepped through her front door and fell out the back.
Yo Mommas So Poor She
Yo momma's so poor she dj's for the ice cream truck.
Yo momma's so poor she sells beans on toast at carnival
Yo momma's so so fat when she steped on a scale it said to be contiued!
Yo Mommas So Stupid I
Yo momma's so stupid I said let's go to the superbowl and she ran and got a spoon.
Yo Mommas So Stupid It
Yo momma's so stupid it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 mineuts.
Yo Mommas So Stupid She
Yo momma's so stupid she climbed a glass wall to what was on the other side
Yo Mommas So Stupid She
Yo momma's so stupid she got fired from a blow job.
Yo Mommas So Stupid She
Yo momma's so stupid she got locked in the bathroom and still peed her pants.
Yo Mommas So Stupid She
Yo momma's so stupid she put light bulbs on a christmas tree.
Yo Mommas So Stupid She
Yo momma's so stupid she put lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind!
Yo Mommas So Stupid She
Yo momma's so stupid she sold his cramra to buy film.
Yo Mommas So Stupid She
Yo momma's so stupid she stared at an orange juice box because it said concentrate
Yo Mommas So Stupid She
Yo momma's so stupid she thought a one star hotel was the best rating
Yo Mommas So Stupid She
Yo momma's so stupid she tried to comit suicide by jumping from the basement window.
Yo Mommas So Stupid She
Yo momma's so stupid she walked past the YMCA and said look, somebody spelled MACY'S wrong.
Yo Mommas So Stupid That
Yo momma's so stupid that when i asked her for a color tv she asked me what color.
Yo Mommass So Fat She
Yo momma's's so fat she got tired climing the escalater.