Yo Momma Collection 1

Yo momma armpits so hairy looks like she got Buckwheat in a headlock! Yo momma house so small her washcloth makes wall-to-wall carpeting. Yo momma house so small the doormat just says "WEL" Yo momma like Betty Crocker icing: Always ready to spread. Yo momma like Chinese food: Sweet sour and cheap! Yo momma like Crazy Eddie: She's practically giving it all away. Yo momma like a 7-11. On every corner and always open. Yo momma like a 7-UP: Never had it never will. Yo momma like a Christmas tree: Everybody hangs balls on her. Yo momma like a Denny's: Open 24 hours. Yo momma like a Toyota: "Oh what a feelin'!" Yo momma like a birthday cake: Everybody gets a piece. Yo momma like a bowling ball: You can fit three fingers in. Yo momma like a bubble gum machine: 25 cents a blow. Yo momma like a bus: Fifty cents and she's ready to ride! Yo momma like a bus: Guys climb on and off her all day long. Yo momma like a catsup bottle: Everyone gets a squeeze out of her! Yo momma like a door knob: Everyone gets a turn. Yo momma like a goalie: Changes pads after three periods. Yo momma like a golf course: Everyone gets a hole in one! Yo momma like a race car: She's always burning rubber. Yo momma like a railroad track: Gets laid all over the country. Yo momma like a refrigerator: Everyone puts their meat in! Yo momma like a revolving door: Everyone gets a turn. Yo momma like a screen door: After a couple bangs she loosens up! Yo momma like a shotgun: Give her a cock and she blows. Yo momma like a smokehouse: Always full of meat. Yo momma like a stamp: You lick her stick her then send her away. Yo momma like a stop sign: She's on every corner. Yo momma like a vacuum cleaner: A real good suck. Yo momma like a video game: Four men for a dollar! Yo momma like an Orange Crush: "Good Vibrations!" Yo momma like an ice cream cone: Everyone gets a lick. Yo momma like mustard: She spreads easy. Yo momma like potato chips: Fri-to Lay. Yo momma like the Pillsbury doughboy: Everyone gets a poke! Yo momma like the Stay Puffed Marshmallow Man: Everybody gets a piece. Yo momma pubic hair is so nappy the crabs ride dune buggies. Yo momma pussy so dry the crabs carry canteens. Yo momma so generous that she would give all her money to a bum. Yo momma so nasty when your daddy ate her pussy he got food poisoning. Yo momma so poor she was kickin a can, and said she was "moving!" Yo momma so pretty that I would love to fuck her in the ass without lube. Yo momma so short she trips on spit. Yo momma so small she gotta hang glide on a Dorito. Yo momma so stinky she can knock a buzzard off a' shit wagon! Yo momma so stinky she make Right Guard turn left!

Yo house is so dirty you have to wipe your feet before you go outside. Yo momma is like a bowling ball she comes back for more Yo momma is like a bowling ball she gets picked up fingered and thrown in the gutter and still comes back for more Yo momma is like a door nob... every one gets a turn Yo momma is like a vacuum cleaner she suck she blows and she gets laid in the closet Yo momma's is just like a rooster the rooster goes cockadoodledo and Yo momma's goes AnyCockllDo! Yo momma's is so fat that she block the sun and everbody though that she was the moon Yo momma's so black, her legs look like leather pants at night. Yo momma's so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone! Yo momma's so fat she have to bathe in the ocean Yo momma's so fat she sat on a quarter and squeezed a booger out of George Washington's nose. Yo momma's so fat she walked in front of the tv and I missed 3 commercials. Yo momma's so fat she wears a blue dress ands lays on the beach and peaple think shes a beached whale! Yo momma's so fat she wears a real horse on her Polo shirt. Yo momma's so fat she's on both sides of the family. Yo momma's so fat shes done with a marathon before it starts. Yo momma's so fat that when she puts on a black shirt and jumpes in the ocean, everyone thinks there's an oil spill. Yo momma's so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs. Yo momma's so fat when she farts its almost like a volcanic eruption. Yo momma's so fat when she gets on the bus she sits next to everyone! Yo momma's so fat when she wears heels, they strike oil. Yo momma's so fat when she went into the pool she hydrated. Yo momma's so old she makes yoda jellis! Yo momma's so old she was still alive when the dead sea was just sick. Yo momma's so old wen i squeesed her tits creem cheese came out. Yo momma's so poor I saw her walking down the street kicking a can,I said what you doing mrs. johnson, she said MOVING. Yo momma's so poor i stepped through her front door and fell out the back. Yo momma's so poor she dj's for the ice cream truck. Yo momma's so poor she sells beans on toast at carnival Yo momma's so so fat when she steped on a scale it said to be contiued! Yo momma's so stupid I said let's go to the superbowl and she ran and got a spoon. Yo momma's so stupid it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 mineuts. Yo momma's so stupid she climbed a glass wall to what was on the other side Yo momma's so stupid she got fired from a blow job. Yo momma's so stupid she got locked in the bathroom and still peed her pants. Yo momma's so stupid she put light bulbs on a christmas tree. Yo momma's so stupid she put lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind! Yo momma's so stupid she sold his cramra to buy film. Yo momma's so stupid she stared at an orange juice box because it said concentrate Yo momma's so stupid she thought a one star hotel was the best rating Yo momma's so stupid she tried to comit suicide by jumping from the basement window. Yo momma's so stupid she walked past the YMCA and said look, somebody spelled MACY'S wrong. Yo momma's so stupid that when i asked her for a color tv she asked me what color. Yo momma's's so fat she got tired climing the escalater.