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Top 100 Indications That You Are From South Jersey

100. You've had arguments over cheesesteak quality.

99 When It Snows More

99. When it snows more than an inch, you call it a blizzard.

98 Your Neighbors House Was

98. Your neighbor's house was forclosed after an unlucky night in Atlantic City.

97 You Know Someone Named

97. You know someone named Siprasiut Xayapachan.

96 Youve Actually Found The

96. You've actually found the Echelon Mall.

95 Your Uncle Is In

95. Your uncle is in the mafia.

94 You Have Lyme Disease

94. You have Lyme Disease.

93 You Dont Understand Why

93. You don't understand why there aren't more 24-hour diners elsewhere in the country.

92 You Know What A

92. You know what a Wawa is, and know the location of at least 15 of them.

91 You Think A Mountain

91. You think a mountain is any landform taller than your house.

90 You Know What Became

90. You know what became of the 13th Leeds child, and claim to have seen him one time while peeing in the woods.

89 You Stay Away From

89. You stay away from Getty and BP, and stick with Mobil and Gulf.

88 You Know What A

88. You know what a "shoe-bie" is and can pick one out at the beach.

87 One Time You Were

87. One time you were driving in the woods and got stuck in sand.

86 You Have An Ez

86. You have an EZ Pass, but you just hold it up.

85 You Live Next To

85. You live next to an inpenetrable swamp.

84 You Go To Delaware

84. You go to Delaware to buy smokes.

83 Even Though Theres A

83. Even though there's a new Wal-Mart in your town, you still go to the Berlin Farmers Market for cheap stuff.

82 Your Neighborhood Demonstrates Coexistence

82. Your neighborhood demonstrates co-existence ofAfrican-Americans and racist rednecks.

81 To You Gravel Means

81. To you, "gravel" means orange dirt.

80 You Love Hockey And

80. You love hockey, and have been to a Flyers or Devils game.

79 You Know That You

79. You know that you should get the hell out of Camden beforedark.

78 You Can Name All

78. You can name all the flavors of salt water taffy.

77 Your Car Is Covered

77. Your car is covered with yellow-green dust in April ann May.

76 You Buy Shoprite Brand

76. You buy Shop-Rite brand food at Shop-Rite.

75 You Can Smell And

75. You can smell and know when it's low tide.

74 F16S Buzz Your House

74. F-16s buzz your house at like 150 feet.

73 You Remember The Bad

73. You remember the bad gypsy moth years.

72 The Eaglesgiants Rivalry Has

72. The Eagles/Giants rivalry has started fights at your school and/or local bar.

71 You Eat At Restaurants

71. You eat at restaurants that have locations I, II, III, IV, and V.

70 You Get Excited When

70. You get excited when you see Chopper 6, and you can hum the Action News song.

69 Youve Had Sex On

69. You've had sex on the beach, and I'm not talking about the beverage.

68 Honesty Sincerity And Courtesy

68. Honesty, sincerity, and courtesy are things you once saw happen in Ohio.

67 You Know That You

67. You know that you don't put ketchup on boardwalk fries.

66 You Know How To

66. You know how to successfully handle a traffic circle.

65 You Get Three 50S

65. You get three 50's in a row when you play skeeball.

64 You Live In Cape

64. You live in Cape May, but you still won't take the ferry because it's too expensive and crowded.

63 You Think The Olive

63. You think the Olive Garden is a bunch of crap and should not open restaurants in South Jersey.

62 Youve Hung Out At

62. You've hung out at a gravel pit.

61 You Worked At A

61. You worked at a blueberry farm when you were 13.

60 You Played Soccer From

60. You played soccer from Kindergarten through high school.

59 Youve Counted The Number

59. You've counted the number of titty bars on the Black HorsePike.

58 You Always Went To

58. You always went to the Franklin Institute when you were a kid.

57 Youve Run Out Of

57. You've run out of money on the Parkway.

56 You Know What Cedar

56. You know what "cedar water" is.

55 Your Middle School Hangout

55. Your middle school hangout was the mall.

54 You Have An Unusable

54. You have an unusable, piece-of-shit boat in your front yard.

53 You Once Skipped School

53. You once skipped school and went to Wildwood.

52 Youre Italian

52. You're Italian.

51 You Know Where To

51. You know where to get the best bagel.

50 Youve Called Someone An

50. You've called someone an "asshole" to their face at the Philly airport.

49 Donald Trump Is Mentioned

49. Donald Trump is mentioned at least daily in your local paper.

48 You Say Water Weird

48. You say "water" weird.

47 You Have Pine Trees

47. You have pine trees, holly trees, and mountain laurel in your yard.

46 You Had A Sandbox

46. You had a sandbox.

45 Even Your School Made

45. Even your school made good Italian subs.

44 Youve Almost Fallen Asleep

44. You've almost fallen asleep on the Expressway.

43 Youve Rented A House

43. You've rented a house in Stone Harbor before.

42 Youve Lived Through Hurricanesnoreasters

42. You've lived through hurricanes,nor'easters and fires, but have never seen a tornado, earthquake, tsunami or volcano.

41 You Can Point To

41. You can point to the two closest nuclear plants.

40 You Cant Believe Mtv

40. You can't believe MTV went to Seaside Heights.

39 You Know That Acme

39. You know that ACME is an actual store, not just a Warner Bros. creation.

38 You Packed Up The

38. You packed up the family on a Sunday and went to Cowtown Rodeo.

37 You Never Had School

37. You never had school on Rosh Hashanah or Yom Kippur.

36 You Once Shot A

36. You once shot a whiporwhill on a summer night at 3 A.M.

35 You Take Day Trips

35. You take day trips to New York City.

34 The Mafia Runs Half

34. The mafia runs half the businesses in your town.

33 You Have Mandatory Recycling

33. You have mandatory recycling. Enforced by law.

32 In The Woods Behind

32. In the woods behind your house, you can find couches, washing machines, and shoes.

31 You Dont Have To

31. You don't have to go to red lobster to get fresh seafood.

30 You Go To At

30. You go to at least one parade at the boardwalk each year.

29 You Know How To

29. You know how to pronouce "Buena" on Route 40.

28 Youve Made A Meal

28. You've made a meal out of Tastycakes, Herr's BBQ potatochips, and Pennsylvania  Dutch Birch Beer.

27 You Know The Atlantic

27. You know the Atlantic City High School marching band can lay down some phat beats.

26 Youve Pondered Maybe Basketball

26. You've pondered, "Maybe basketball would be more popular in South Jersey if the 76ers and the Nets didn't blow."

25 You Watch Evening Magazine

25. You watch Evening Magazine.

24 You Remember When Rowan

24. You remember when Rowan was Glassboro State and TCNJ was Trenton State.

23 You Remember Channel 48

23. You remember Channel 48, Boss 97, Eagle 106, and Harvey in the Morning.

22 You Know New Years

22. You know New Years is all about the Mummers and the Polar Bearclub.

21 You Smoke Parliament Lights

21. You smoke Parliament Lights.

20 You Go To The

20. You go to the local Fire Department barbeque in June.

19 Down The Road In

19. Down the road, in the middle of nowhere, is an Egyptian restaurant and a custard stand with a minature golf course.

18 You Know What Custard

18. You know what custard is in South Jersey.

17 You Can Go Bowling

17. You can go bowling at 1:30 A.M. (with automatic scoring!)

16 In High School You

16. In high school, you worked at a Friendly's.

15 Route 206 Doesnt Freak

15. Route 206 doesn't freak you out at night.

14 Because Your Town Was

14. Because your town was founded before 1776, all the restaurants, taverns, and shops have "ye", "olde", and "colonial" in their names.

13 One Time A Sea

13. One time, a sea gull shit all over your head.

12 You Talk To The

12. You talk to the guy at the dump.

11 You Once Said It

11. You once said, "It smells like Philadelphia in here."

10 Youve Waited For The

10. You've waited for the goddamn drawbridge for more than ten minutes

9 You Even Swam In

9. You even swam in the ocean after the hypodermic needle scare.

8 Your Mom Still Loves

8. Your mom still loves Bruce Springsteen.

7 You Know It Can

7. You know it can be 70 degrees in January.

6 Theres A Fruit And

6. There's a fruit and vegetable stand down the road.

5 Anyone Who Makes Bad

5. "Anyone who makes bad pizza can go to hell" is your attitude.

4 Somewhere Along The Line

4. Somewhere along the line, someone was really screwed you over in a business transaction.

3 You Often Use Variations

3. You often use variations of the word "fuck" while driving.

2 You Will Always Say

2. You will always say "YO", and you'll say it often.

1 You Dont Take Any

1. You don't take any shit from anybody.