Top 100 Indications That You Are From South Jersey
100. You've had arguments over cheesesteak quality.
99 When It Snows More
99. When it snows more than an inch, you call it a blizzard.
98 Your Neighbors House Was
98. Your neighbor's house was forclosed after an unlucky night in Atlantic City.
97 You Know Someone Named
97. You know someone named Siprasiut Xayapachan.
96 Youve Actually Found The
96. You've actually found the Echelon Mall.
95 Your Uncle Is In
95. Your uncle is in the mafia.
94 You Have Lyme Disease
94. You have Lyme Disease.
93 You Dont Understand Why
93. You don't understand why there aren't more 24-hour diners elsewhere in the country.
92 You Know What A
92. You know what a Wawa is, and know the location of at least 15 of them.
91 You Think A Mountain
91. You think a mountain is any landform taller than your house.
90 You Know What Became
90. You know what became of the 13th Leeds child, and claim to have seen him one time while peeing in the woods.
89 You Stay Away From
89. You stay away from Getty and BP, and stick with Mobil and Gulf.
88 You Know What A
88. You know what a "shoe-bie" is and can pick one out at the beach.
87 One Time You Were
87. One time you were driving in the woods and got stuck in sand.
86 You Have An Ez
86. You have an EZ Pass, but you just hold it up.
85 You Live Next To
85. You live next to an inpenetrable swamp.
84 You Go To Delaware
84. You go to Delaware to buy smokes.
83 Even Though Theres A
83. Even though there's a new Wal-Mart in your town, you still go to the Berlin Farmers Market for cheap stuff.
82 Your Neighborhood Demonstrates Coexistence
82. Your neighborhood demonstrates co-existence ofAfrican-Americans and racist rednecks.
81 To You Gravel Means
81. To you, "gravel" means orange dirt.
80 You Love Hockey And
80. You love hockey, and have been to a Flyers or Devils game.
79 You Know That You
79. You know that you should get the hell out of Camden beforedark.
78 You Can Name All
78. You can name all the flavors of salt water taffy.
77 Your Car Is Covered
77. Your car is covered with yellow-green dust in April ann May.
76 You Buy Shoprite Brand
76. You buy Shop-Rite brand food at Shop-Rite.
75 You Can Smell And
75. You can smell and know when it's low tide.
74 F16S Buzz Your House
74. F-16s buzz your house at like 150 feet.
73 You Remember The Bad
73. You remember the bad gypsy moth years.
72 The Eaglesgiants Rivalry Has
72. The Eagles/Giants rivalry has started fights at your school and/or local bar.
71 You Eat At Restaurants
71. You eat at restaurants that have locations I, II, III, IV, and V.
70 You Get Excited When
70. You get excited when you see Chopper 6, and you can hum the Action News song.
69 Youve Had Sex On
69. You've had sex on the beach, and I'm not talking about the beverage.
68 Honesty Sincerity And Courtesy
68. Honesty, sincerity, and courtesy are things you once saw happen in Ohio.
67 You Know That You
67. You know that you don't put ketchup on boardwalk fries.
66 You Know How To
66. You know how to successfully handle a traffic circle.
65 You Get Three 50S
65. You get three 50's in a row when you play skeeball.
64 You Live In Cape
64. You live in Cape May, but you still won't take the ferry because it's too expensive and crowded.
63 You Think The Olive
63. You think the Olive Garden is a bunch of crap and should not open restaurants in South Jersey.
62 Youve Hung Out At
62. You've hung out at a gravel pit.
61 You Worked At A
61. You worked at a blueberry farm when you were 13.
60 You Played Soccer From
60. You played soccer from Kindergarten through high school.
59 Youve Counted The Number
59. You've counted the number of titty bars on the Black HorsePike.
58 You Always Went To
58. You always went to the Franklin Institute when you were a kid.
57 Youve Run Out Of
57. You've run out of money on the Parkway.
56 You Know What Cedar
56. You know what "cedar water" is.
55 Your Middle School Hangout
55. Your middle school hangout was the mall.
54 You Have An Unusable
54. You have an unusable, piece-of-shit boat in your front yard.
53 You Once Skipped School
53. You once skipped school and went to Wildwood.
52 Youre Italian
52. You're Italian.
51 You Know Where To
51. You know where to get the best bagel.
50 Youve Called Someone An
50. You've called someone an "asshole" to their face at the Philly airport.
49 Donald Trump Is Mentioned
49. Donald Trump is mentioned at least daily in your local paper.
48 You Say Water Weird
48. You say "water" weird.
47 You Have Pine Trees
47. You have pine trees, holly trees, and mountain laurel in your yard.
46 You Had A Sandbox
46. You had a sandbox.
45 Even Your School Made
45. Even your school made good Italian subs.
44 Youve Almost Fallen Asleep
44. You've almost fallen asleep on the Expressway.
43 Youve Rented A House
43. You've rented a house in Stone Harbor before.
42 Youve Lived Through Hurricanesnoreasters
42. You've lived through hurricanes,nor'easters and fires, but have never seen a tornado, earthquake, tsunami or volcano.
41 You Can Point To
41. You can point to the two closest nuclear plants.
40 You Cant Believe Mtv
40. You can't believe MTV went to Seaside Heights.
39 You Know That Acme
39. You know that ACME is an actual store, not just a Warner Bros. creation.
38 You Packed Up The
38. You packed up the family on a Sunday and went to Cowtown Rodeo.
37 You Never Had School
37. You never had school on Rosh Hashanah or Yom Kippur.
36 You Once Shot A
36. You once shot a whiporwhill on a summer night at 3 A.M.
35 You Take Day Trips
35. You take day trips to New York City.
34 The Mafia Runs Half
34. The mafia runs half the businesses in your town.
33 You Have Mandatory Recycling
33. You have mandatory recycling. Enforced by law.
32 In The Woods Behind
32. In the woods behind your house, you can find couches, washing machines, and shoes.
31 You Dont Have To
31. You don't have to go to red lobster to get fresh seafood.
30 You Go To At
30. You go to at least one parade at the boardwalk each year.
29 You Know How To
29. You know how to pronouce "Buena" on Route 40.
28 Youve Made A Meal
28. You've made a meal out of Tastycakes, Herr's BBQ potatochips, and Pennsylvania Dutch Birch Beer.
27 You Know The Atlantic
27. You know the Atlantic City High School marching band can lay down some phat beats.
26 Youve Pondered Maybe Basketball
26. You've pondered, "Maybe basketball would be more popular in South Jersey if the 76ers and the Nets didn't blow."
25 You Watch Evening Magazine
25. You watch Evening Magazine.
24 You Remember When Rowan
24. You remember when Rowan was Glassboro State and TCNJ was Trenton State.
23 You Remember Channel 48
23. You remember Channel 48, Boss 97, Eagle 106, and Harvey in the Morning.
22 You Know New Years
22. You know New Years is all about the Mummers and the Polar Bearclub.
21 You Smoke Parliament Lights
21. You smoke Parliament Lights.
20 You Go To The
20. You go to the local Fire Department barbeque in June.
19 Down The Road In
19. Down the road, in the middle of nowhere, is an Egyptian restaurant and a custard stand with a minature golf course.
18 You Know What Custard
18. You know what custard is in South Jersey.
17 You Can Go Bowling
17. You can go bowling at 1:30 A.M. (with automatic scoring!)
16 In High School You
16. In high school, you worked at a Friendly's.
15 Route 206 Doesnt Freak
15. Route 206 doesn't freak you out at night.
14 Because Your Town Was
14. Because your town was founded before 1776, all the restaurants, taverns, and shops have "ye", "olde", and "colonial" in their names.
13 One Time A Sea
13. One time, a sea gull shit all over your head.
12 You Talk To The
12. You talk to the guy at the dump.
11 You Once Said It
11. You once said, "It smells like Philadelphia in here."
10 Youve Waited For The
10. You've waited for the goddamn drawbridge for more than ten minutes
9 You Even Swam In
9. You even swam in the ocean after the hypodermic needle scare.
8 Your Mom Still Loves
8. Your mom still loves Bruce Springsteen.
7 You Know It Can
7. You know it can be 70 degrees in January.
6 Theres A Fruit And
6. There's a fruit and vegetable stand down the road.
5 Anyone Who Makes Bad
5. "Anyone who makes bad pizza can go to hell" is your attitude.
4 Somewhere Along The Line
4. Somewhere along the line, someone was really screwed you over in a business transaction.
3 You Often Use Variations
3. You often use variations of the word "fuck" while driving.
2 You Will Always Say
2. You will always say "YO", and you'll say it often.
1 You Dont Take Any
1. You don't take any shit from anybody.